Monday, May 16, 2005

Cat Prostitution

Just like me, baby girl is getting older and she still hasn't met the right guy to mate with and actually have babies. Yesterday, my dad, me and my cousin were searching to get a male cat to keep her company and all that. She's never been alone in her life. When I was living in Malaysia I used to have 8 cats in one apartment. Yup, 8 cats.

We went to different pet stores and man, each cat's condition is worse than the other. I need to get some sort of Animal right organization involved. I mean seriously, it's sooo sad. I can't believe that anybody would want to buy these sickly cats. :( Then again that's a totally different story...

Finally we go to one pet store that happens to be right next to where I live. I've never been to that place because I was under the impression they only sold fish since the place was called Oasis fish, or fish Oasis or fish tank. I can't remember but something on those lines. So we walk in and to my surprised there were dogs all over the place and they were lose. I have no fear of dogs but I just didn't want one licking me all over. Anyways, we walk in and as soon as we walk in and go upstairs where the cats are. My dad was ahead of me and my cousin behind me. I still haven't reached the top this HUGE cat started climbing on me... I was surprised, it did want to let go of me. So I was carrying it around. He was one heavy cat. If I'd try to let him down he's dig his nails into me refusing to go down. If I force him, he'll get all pissed off. Hahaha...

I saw the cutest kittens over there. They had red Tabbies, a black Persian, 3-4 Himalayan and a couple of some mixed breed. They were about 2 months old and boy, they are just adorable. My dad wanted to get the black Persian and I personally wanted to get the Himalayan. Anyways, I find out that the big huge cat that didn't want to let go of me is actually not for sale but for rent. I was thinking, "RENT!?!?!?" What kind of pet store is that??? Hehehe.. Then the owner of the store was talking about how he got 12 cats pregnant. I was thinking, dude, this cat has been around. Wow, he's a cat gigalo. Hahahahaha...

I'm thinking of getting that cat because I'm not going to wait month till the poor little thing grows up to get some action... I'll get some ready cat and so I can have little rascals of my own. I'll be a grandmother once again. Hehehehe...

2 comments:

Sinan said...

I'd kill to have a cat but I can't my uni doesn't allow us to have pets.

Stellar said...

Awwww... When you move back to Syria, I'm sure you'll have MANY cats.. Syria has some seriously gorgeous cats. Soon, I'll be posting stuff about my baby girl... :D